Check this link out. This guy in NYC writes line by line commentary about how stages unfold, and its funny as shit. He's got a page of commentary for each of the stages. Funny shit.
www.nyvelocity.com
Here's a sample from Sundays stage:
We got a background on Lance’s special decals for his bikes from Frankie A., there’s an icon for the trailer park he came from. That last sentence contained no irony whatsoever.
With one week left to go, we only need to see the underside of Lance’s saddle and his spoke nipples.
Teams are trying to shake Razzy if they can. Razzy instinctively reaches for his bar ends.
Leblanc pops out of his Peugot gopher hole and gives a 10 second penalty to the nearest rider because he misses Cipo.
As we watch George Hincapie urinating, today’s “Moment of Relief” is brought to you by the DR Chipper
Vino goes to the front and accelerates, did you know there is no word in Vino’s native tongue for “tempo?”
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