Saturday, October 01, 2005
show some respect
Hey CVO and Feagan do you know me well enough to make comments about me losing my hair? By the way losing has only one o, CVO you spelled it wrong, but that's all right I'm sure that word has been missed in a third grade spelling bee before, or maybe not. So the problem with cycling is that everyone thinks they are so damn superior and they make crap categories and look down on people that are not in them. Road or mountain, single speed or geared, and now a dick move is made and we have the hair and losing their hair category? I'm going to create a couple of new divisions, asshole or non- asshole and people who can spell and children who cannot. If you want to talk to me or even meet me for that matter you can find me at Highgear. By the way, Balding or not my wife is hot.
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Miah, Good job I couldn't have said it better myself. And by the way your wife is Hot!!! Does she have a sister.... Jim
To MIah. sorry
To Miah... sorry
dude,
I ment no disrespect when I hassled you and Mod about posting and giving you guff about your hair.
I have no idea who you are,
as probably you have no idea who I am.
I'm a skinny slow biker guy from lincoln
I'm an ex-mechanic and wrenched on bikes for many years in town,
from cycle works to shceels and back.
I'm bad at my job as a sign guy
I'm slow on my bike,
I drink to much,
and I'm lazy, (ask my hot wife)
and I'm probably an asshole when I don't mean to be,
I'd like to think I have some friends out there,
but I think people mostly just know meand tolerate me.. cuz I'm a smartass and an asshole
when that picture came through..
the one with you eating,
I had no idea who Mod was taking and sending a picture of.
you could have been some tv personality
owner of If...
John Tomac,
Mod's brother.
who know's cuz I didn't
I just saw a guy eating pizza, eating sushie.
and well I made a comment about your hair line.
my apologies if I ruffled your feathers....didn't mean to.
sorry I did.
don't know how to take it back.
tell you what.
you can make fun of me all you want.
I gave you a good list to start with.
even better,you can punch me out the next time you see me.
you can charge me double retail if I buy anthing in Omaha at high gear. I'll just smile and come back.
you can cut me off on the trail.
kick my bike,
slit my tires.
kick sand in my face.
at the pub crawl. you can make me drink bad shots, pee on my shoe's in the bathroom
puke on me and my bike.
and throw beer or what not at me.
anything you want to get even or make me feal like I made you feal.
sorry dude,
sooner or later.
it'll all work itself out.
you and I will be, well, uh, guys that know each other.
and i'll go back to puttin my foot in my mouth. cuz i'm really good at it..
why do I keep hittin myself in the head with a ball pean hammer?cuz it feals sooooo good when I stop...
oh yeah,
I suck at spellin,
always have,
always will.
it's cuz i'm dumb as well...sorry again dude.
sorry to all the readers about such a long post
,and draggin my laundry into public.
I really didn't mean to piss you off, or hurt your fealings,
the sceen is to small and we're all way to conected
I'm gonna go do other things right now.
and try not to piss people off.
wish me luck.
or
if you see me, spit or fart in my general direction.
I was gonna put up some more of my shortcommings so Miah could make fun of me if he ever see's me.
so here's some good fuel to the fire...
lets see,
I can't grow a decent beard cuz I havn't hit puberty yet.
I have a bladder control problem, and if you look close at my crotch. you can probably tell i've sprung a leak and need to start shopping for depends, and I'm only 33
I think I have a subsatnace abuse problem, but I'm still in denial and will keep that up untill I'm dead,
cuz i'm dumb.
most of the time I hate my life and can't find a way out, to chicken to just leave, and to much of a coward with no pain threshold to kill myself.
so I just keep pluggin away.
I'd like to put myself in a catagory but I can't I like the biking sceen cuz everyone is nice. mabey I'm just not sober enough to realize it's not that way and i'm just fooling myself.
but I have a good time when I'm at a biking event.
my catagory,
inmature asshole who can't spell...
and rides a bike slow.
I invade to much personal space with my camera phone by taking pictures of everything and posting it on the blog, thinking that everyone will want to look at it. probably cuz I have an inflated ego and think it's interesting when everyone else is just being nice and tolerating it.
I hide my smoking cuz i'm addicted and can't quit.
I hide my drinking cuz of the same reasons.
I gamble.
I hate republicans
and i'll do whatever I can to make myself look bad so someone else doesnt'have to feal bad or be down on themselves.
so look for me when you in town next time,
i'm the tall skinny hispanic looking guy, with bad facial hair, and a wet spot in front of his small dingy. I'm taking pictures of stuff, and stumbling around cuz i'm not sober.
punch me,
cuz i'll make fun of you without realizing i'm hurting your fealings.
cuz i'm an asshole
CVO, I appreciate the comment. I don't hold grudges. I'm glad that you have a hot wife too. Besides, you weren't the one making rogaine cracks about me. Thanks for taking the high road.
Dont let this go yet we need a bike polo match to settle it all once and for all. Sunday 1:00P.M. Swanson gruge match CVO you bring your boys (and Hot wife). Miah, we got your back.
RF just bring it!!
Looks like I deserve to take fall on the polo field for our friend Miah.
Damn.... I meant no disrespect. Sorry Miah.
does rf have anything to bring?
CVO, I am a Republican and usally feel people who hate Republicans have about as much going for them as your summary of yourself. Thanks for confirming it. We can discuss this right before I push you in front of a car at the Pub Crawl.
Nice comment about the qualities (if you want to call them qualities) of Republican-haters, Shim.
Supposedly CVO and his "hot wife" live within easy walking distance to where she works, yet she still drives a car to work everyday (CVO bitches about this on his blog). I think CVO may be married to a Republican beacuse this sounds like something a Republican would do.
you don't have to be a republican to be guilty of excess.
people warm up their cars before they get in and its 50 degrees outside!!!
people sit in their cars with the engine idleing so they can enjoy the a/c and its 72 outside!!!
i don't know when i started to care about this but the older i get the more wasteful people appear.
oh, and i think we need to cut cvo some slack. midwest blogging would have been delayed several months atleast (if not years!) if he had not got the ball rolling on the folks from lincoln blog. we can all talk shit but we'd give eachother our right kidneys if it came down to it. our cycling community is always expanding but its still a comfortable group of friends. unless you're flying the Win04 stickers still, then you can eat a dick...
I'm backing MW on this one.
I gotta thank CVO for two things, first for starting the blog thing. Second, for lighting a fire under Miah's ass and getting him posting. You come up with some funny shit Miah, you should share it.
PARK AND RIDE BITCHES!
I should make it clear that I agree with MW as well. While I have the right to defend myself against a perceived injustice, I still would give cvo or Ryan my right kidney. I like that this is a tight community and hope it stays that way. Let's hope no one gets pushed in front of a car this pub crawl, except for the piece of shit that stole my bike on last year's pub crawl.
Did you know that Robert Kennedy leads the charge against people in SUV's while he travels from town to town in a private Lear Jet! I was only joking about the car push thing, hate is not a value I practice in social settings, even if CVO hates me for my opinions.
I had hoped to avoid any reference to politics on this blog, for these are litterally rants.
Rant:
1 : to talk in a noisy, excited, or declamatory manner
2 : to scold vehemently
transitive senses : to utter in a bombastic declamatory fashion
What about a Libertarian, CVO? How do you feel about 'em? I consider myself one. I like you and Shim. You two are about as opposite as you can get.
I am glad Tbone offered up his basement to you all for the Pub Crawl because it would scare the hell out of me having you in mine. Shoot I am already afraid to go down there with the lights off.
Oh, I can't really say I even hate republicans.
I've got to many good buddies who vote that way,
Thad, Carp, Shim,
I just enjoy making fun of the republicans.
just cuz I think some boobs are involved in the leadership roles.
in turn, there are boobs all over the political system, dems, lebs, republicans.
I just like it when the republicans mess up, and get caught.
Sure is nice that everything is on the up and up between you folks in Omaha and my skinny ass down here in Lincoln.
and yeah,
if my wife told me sometimes who she voted for I'm sure I'd be bummed about it. oh well, my views, her views.
my mom and dad have voted opposite since I was concieved....
I don't think noadays it makes much difference.
Nader, Bush, Gore,
I think today would still be the same,
just no Bush jokes.
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