Weighing in at a whopping 156lbs is the "closed-eye-scale-hoppin" Sam, who chose to keep his green socks on as not to be pinched.
Ohhh, boy! Thanks for that visual, I think.
Next Challenger Please!!!
From the cold blooded heartless landscape of N.D. comes a strange creature who apparently was selectively bred to see if elbows could work for knees.
Weighing in at a meek 129lbs comes Chad "I'm surprised I'm not dead" Myers. Yes Chad, we're surprised too.
...and may you age like fine wine.
Next Challenger Please!!!
The creater of the challenge. A man whose main purpose in life is to wear the smallest shirt possible, look good and always remember where he is.
Rocking the median mass, pushing that little red needle all of the way up to 143lbs, check out Skinny "Be Extreme, B--E Extreme" D.
Yes, the belt IS holding them drawers up.
Who will gain the most weight?
Donations of food and beer will be accepted at all times!
10 comments:
I think they need a donation of tanning cream actaully.
pasty crackers...
why in the hell are you guys trying to gain weight?
you'd have to buy new clothing,
you can't go uphill as fast.
you stay put in strong wind storms...
as a fellow skinny, (15 years at 155) enjoy it man,
shit, your gonna gain weight, and then you'll just worry about having to loose it...
just let it ride, and keep feeding that inner tape worm oreo's ....
Whatever Sam gains he will just lose during TI.
WOW, I'm glad I was working at HighGear today! OK wait 5 years and I promise your will gain weight. The older you get the easier it is.
Good luck guys.
Uuuuh, you still like chicks... right? Just checking.
Also, I can spot someone a few pounds... but it'll cost ya.
Where is MIB? i think you should get him involved.
sam... i thought you were married, ok... just checking...
Not only am I paying these guys, I am darn proud!
Oh, and a quick note for all your non-wrestlers out there. Just cuz you weigh in wearing your skibbies, it does not meen you're gay. Weighing in together, hugging, while wearing your skibbies may communicate something different. I mean look at these guys. What man would want them?!!
As for me entering the contest, well, maybe if they want to see if I can lose more than they can gain. I am prepared to fast for the 2 week contest.
However, I will have to race beginner at Tranquility as I will have only enough energy for a 25 minute lap and then I will be done. That might also have to do with my training regimen, or lack thereof.
Is there a class this year for fasting bike shop owners so HFSweeper and I can race?
Psycowpath committe, please let us know. You down HFSweeper? Or are we just going to sit on the couch and watch? Maybe kickball Paul the hulkster could join us. We all could probably afford to pass up the next shop pizza eating contest. (Why does everything have to be a competition?!)
I think Mr. Bike Shop Owner could stand to join the weight gain competition. He is a skinny, tattoed, gangly looking fella. How about it?!
My EYES!!! You gotta better-warn the sisters. Dude.
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