Dear Chiggers, Mosquitos, Ticks and Spiders,
On the eve of the first freeze, it is with sadness I write to you this final time. This will be your last chance to inject me with your poisonous bites. For tomorrow you'll be dead and I can once again ride through the trees care free at a liesurly pace. Knowing that if I flat I am safe from your clutches.
Goodbye you little Beeatches!
Your friend, MOD