Dear Chiggers, Mosquitos, Ticks and Spiders,
On the eve of the first freeze, it is with sadness I write to you this final time. This will be your last chance to inject me with your poisonous bites. For tomorrow you'll be dead and I can once again ride through the trees care free at a liesurly pace. Knowing that if I flat I am safe from your clutches.
Goodbye you little Beeatches!
Your friend, MOD
3 comments:
Cold-blooded!
damn,
i was getting so close to getting west nile.
darnit.
CVO has nuerological issues, but I think it was from getting bit by stupid, not a mosquito.
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